So here is the deal. I’m not a crazy hippie and don’t get me wrong, I will eat the shit out of a hamburger, but Agave Nectar rocks. And if you think I should be wearing a hemp pancho and drive a Prius if I like this then you can suck it because this shit is made out of the same stuff as Tequila and Tequila is awesome. Even better, you can mix Agave Nectar with Tequila and lime juice and BOOM! You have the most awesomeness margarita ever. Now you empress that hippie chick next door by making margaritas in her VW Bus with your Nectar. Then you can make babies.
So here is the lowdown. This shit has a lower glycemic index than sugar or honey and you need less of it because its real sweet. It’s organic, doesn’t kill anything except good Agave plants that could have been used for Tequila, and sustainable. It’s also fucking delicious. If I had to drink my way out of a swimming pool of Agave Nectar I could. I pretty much put it in everything. My coffee, protein shakes, tea, cookies, on my pancakes, on strippers. Its universal.
This shit is like the Duct Tape of sweeteners. You can use it for everything. Another good thing is that its not too expensive. I got mine at BevMo but I also found it Amazon using the link below. Apparently you can buy used Agave Nectar on Amazon but I don’t suggest that. Unless you want to wake up in cold bathtub in Mexico sans kidneys. I would suggest getting a big fucking jug of this shit and using for everything.
Bottom line: Buy it. I got a huge boner from this shit so I’m going to give it a 9 out of 10 on the boner meter.
You can buy this Awesome Shit Here: Madhava Agave Nectar
I enjoy agave nectar as well. much better than sugar and it’s already liquidy so you don’t have to melt it before baking with it. i would give it 10 boners but i’m not sure how to do that.
I figured it out!! But 5 boners is the maximum I guess.. Cool.
lol. Sorry Kiley, your a girl so you can only give it 5 little boners
Mmmm lime juice agave nectar and ice water..delish refreshing drink. Good stuff.
Yup, the most amazing margarita ever is lime juice, tequila and agave…but stop fucking telling everyone, ’cause it’s my secret recipe, and you just ruined it!