So when I found these in a gas station on the way to Las Vegas I thought to myself “I gotta fucking try these”. I guess that was my first mistake. I’ve been using crickets for years for trout fishing and these fucking things would probably work better than what I’ve used. They had different flavors like Hot, Sour Cream and Onion, and BBQ, but they all might as well have been called “I just Puked and tried to eat it again”. God knows why I tried the Bacon and Cheese. I know in other countries that they eat this shit, but seriously, why did I do this to myself. I do have to say that the marketing worked and I guess these would not have been too bad if I had no taste buds, sight, or sense of awareness. I give the Edible Crickets middle fingers on the “This Shit Sucks Meter”.
….Can someone seriously try these for fishing and let me know if they work.
Dude, I used these for trout fishing and they totally worked. I wouldn’t eat them if you fucking paid me.
i always new youy would put yourself to good use adam. good shit buddy.
I always knew Brad was a good liar
Thanks. This is pretty much my life’s work. It took me just under a year to get the penises right
you are a fucking touch hole with roast beef lips..