Shit That Rocks Archive

• 0April 10, 2010

  The Expendables Movie Trailer

  I read about this movie like two months ago and had to clean the shit out of my boxer briefs after I...
• 0March 21, 2010

  Ramune Drink: The Crazy Asian Drink That Has a Marble In It

  So I’m at the Asian Market looking for cheap prostitutes when I find this crazy Japanese drink called Ramune Drink. ...
• 2January 8, 2010

  The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever

  Want to know the quickest way to loose weight? Try a little bit of this shit and your insides will...
• 3December 11, 2009

  Dr. Wacko’s Magic Snow

  So who ever made this shit is sick and twisted. Who makes something that looks exactly like a tampon (I...
• 0November 25, 2009

  Old Cold Remedies From the Future: When You Almost Fucking Die From the Swine Flu You Will Thank Me

  Everyone and their fucking gold fish has the damn pig flu right now and it sucks balls. In the last...
• 5November 11, 2009

  Oceano: A Mandatory Sacrifice

  So. My buddy A.J. recommended I check out some of the crazy death metal that he loves so much and...
• 5November 3, 2009

  Agave Nectar

  So here is the deal. I’m not a crazy hippie and don’t get me wrong, I will eat the shit...
• 4November 3, 2009

  Those Crazy Shoes That Wrap Around Your Toes And Make You Think Your Running On Barefeet

  These things are fucking crazy. I didn’t know weather to apply for a job as a Hobbit or run as...