So My friend Desiree wants this crazy expensive juicer and if she gets it I’m going to rate it. Its like $3,000 fucking dollars. I could buy a entire fruit plantation in Nicaragua for that but whatever. The point is that she wants it so damn bad I said I would help her raise the money to get it. This damn thing better make the best juice of all time. It better taste like magic and unicorns. In fact, it better make my bed for me and then give me an HJ while I’m sleeping in it.
So the thermometer is below showing how much money she needs to raise to buy the juicer of all juicers and to help Des with her goal of being the only person in Sacramento County that has one of these damn things you can donate using the Donate Now button below too. Don’t be an ass and donate 50 cents. If you start doing that I”m going to start putting annoying music on this page and post it on facebook 10 times a day. Well, probably not, but Desiree will probably cry herself to sleep every night and dream of her juicer from the future.
What kind of juicer costs 3k you might ask? There it is on the left.
You can read about it here http://www.nwjcal.com/index.htm and watch a movie about it that looks like 70’s juicer porn below: http://www.nwjcal.com/video_pages/video/demonstration_high.mov
This is great! I love it!!!!!! Adam your the best!
I would love to donate but her dog will probably eat the juicer like everythign else so whats the point
Dude…so when you do reach 100…can i have your juicer…=P
Hey Biatches, We got a $10 donation! I think that will buy Des one bolt of the machine.
Des, you should just get a Jack Llalane power juicer. It’s only like $100. Jack Llalane and his wife are both pushin 100 and that mf’er can still do one-armed push ups and stuff!