Oceano: A Mandatory Sacrifice

So. My buddy A.J. recommended I check out some of the crazy death metal that he loves so much and gave me this album called Depths by Oceano. Me being an idiot and the raddest dude all at the same time, cranked this shit as loud as it would go. WHAT THE FUCK. After I picked up the melted pieces of my face and stopped my ears from bleeding I had time to puke and shit at the same time. I think I was trying to get the demons out of me.

I’m not gonna lie. I only listened to the song called A Mandatory Sacrifice which just happens to be the song for the video below. I thought by watching the video I would feel a little better about worshiping the sun god via music, but this video gave me nightmares about Al Gore wrapping a hanger around my neck.I don’t ever listen to this type of music but for some reason I can see why these guys are considered to be one of the best up and coming bands in the genre. Depths is Oceano’s latest release and I’m told that in the world of metal this album is one of the best of 09′.

Why you should buy this album:

1. Its great family time music. Just imagine going over the parents house during the holidays, making gingerbread cookies with the kids, gathering around the fireplace with some cocoa, and putting this album on the ol record player for all to enjoy. Little Timmy will start crying and want to stab the dog, mommy will tell daddy about the time she was in a Cinco De Mayo themed gang bang, and all of this at the cost of just 10 bucks.

2.  Whenever Bevis and Butthead come over to your pad you can impress them with your current death metal knowledge.

3. If your microwave stops working you can just play something from the Oceano album and if your bean burrito doesn’t melt all the way, it might still be edible.

All that aside. This band is actually pretty cool. They are super into saving the world and most all of their songs are about how we are fucking everything up with our polluting Hummers and hamburgers. They are trying to save the world by making you worship your inner devil.

If your not scared check out the video below before you buy the album:

So I give this a solid 7 out of 10 boners. What would you give it?

You can buy just this song on gaytunes but I would recommend buying the entire album on mp3 here: Depths