So I have to admit that I thought this thing was going to suck my ass and just the fact that you could only use it in the snow made me want to not buy it. But then I loaded the fucker and starting shooting snowballs at little kids with it and I starting feeling better about myself. The thing that sucks other than it only shoots 3 at a time is that is a fucking sling shot. I could have made this thing in my garage god-dammit.
I don’t know if a little kid could even hold this thing let alone aim it which is good for me. While they are trying to reload it I can just slam em with pre-packed ice hardened balls of death(which is subsequently what my girlfriend calls my balls). Its plastic but its durable and your balls better be nice and hard for this to work with any type of accuracy. At one point, when I really needed the balls to come they wouldn’t. They just got stuck inside the rubber…band slingshot. My balls might have been too cold and shrunk a little. Whatever the reason, it sucks ass.
All in all it was a good idea and I would have been stoked to get this for Christmas as a kid if we weren’t Jewish. (We had Christmas. My parents were just stingy). I would stick to just using your good ol arm instead of this hunk of plastic hell. Unless Showgirls was on HBO last night and your throwing arm is tired. Then buy this for yourself. I give it 2 out of 10 boners.
I found it pretty cheap here WHAM-O SnowBall Blaster if you still want to buy it for nephew you hate.



the yellow snowball gun cost extra