Those Crazy Shoes That Wrap Around Your Toes And Make You Think Your Running On Barefeet

These things are fucking crazy. I didn’t know weather to apply for a job as a Hobbit or run as fast as I could. I chose the latter. I Strapped these suckers on and started my usual 10 mile run (not really) when I noticed that my feet didn’t feel like someone was jabbing hot needles into them anymore. I’ve always had screwed feet and had those Forest Gump braces when I was a kid. I played it off like I was part robot and could kick anyone’s ass (I was a pussy). Anyways, these weird feet skin things were damn awesome. I read a bunch of shit that talked about how normal shoes are terrible for us and next best thing is to wear these crazy things. I’m sure the shoe companies that don’t make these don’t really want us to know it so I kinda believe it for that reason alone. That, and everything on the internet is fact. No questions asked.

I’m kinda really stoked that someone invented these things. I was going to try to run just barefoot but didn’t want random pieces of junk going into my feet. The insides of these things are soft enough for comfort and chafe which I hate. They were pretty much like gloves and not O.J. gloves but ones that actually fit like gloves (for your feetsies). The outsides of the shoes are pretty rugged and were protecting me from the random shit on the sidewalk and the trail. I’m sure if you lived in a place like, lets say Downtown Tijuana you wouldn’t want to wear these things unless you wanted hypo needles and broken tequila bottles as part of your feet.

I give these amazing wonders 4 out of 5 boners which is pretty good. I guess the only thing that could have been better would have been if they had cooler colors. I think people might have thought I was starting to turn into a smurf from the feet up.

Here is a link the pink girls shoes which I know you’ll want:Vibram FiveFingers Sprint – Women’s (FREE SHIPPING)